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  下面是永利集团小编整理的英语幽默小对话,欢迎大家阅读!

  英语幽默小对话1:

  One girl went to the preacher and confessed her sin.

  Girl: Father, I have sinned.

  Preacher: What did you do, little girl?

  Girl: Yesterday, I called a man a son of a Bitch.

  Preacher: Why? What did he do to you?

  Girl: He touched my breast.

  Preacher: You mean like this? (The guy did it.)

  Girl: (A little shy from the touch) Yes.

  Preacher: That's no reason to call him that.

  Girl: But he also took off my cloth.

  Preacher: You mean like this? (He did it again.)

  Girl: Yes, that's what he did.

  Preacher: That's still no reason to call him that.

  Girl: And he put his you-know-what into my you-know-what...

  Preacher: (evil laugh...) You mean like this? (And you-know-what)

  Girl: (After a few minutes...) Ugh... Yeah, that's what he did...

  Preacher: My dear girl, that's still no reason to call him a...

  Girl: But he had AIDS!!

  Preacher: THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!
 

  英语幽默小对话2:

  A: You really like my stupid jokes?

  B: Yes, they just tear me up! You have such a dry sense of humor and you keep such a straight face that it takes minutes for the joke to dawn on me.

  A: Yes, well such jokes aren’t funny if the wisecracker laughs. My father was a great jokester. It sometimes took hours for me and my brother to get the joke.

  A: 你真的喜欢我讲的这些愚蠢的笑话吗?

  B: 是的,它们都快让我肚皮笑破了!你还真能装,板着个脸,我是过了一会儿才领悟你的笑话的。

  A: 讲俏皮话的人自己先笑了,就没意思了。我爸可会讲笑话了,有的时候我和我哥得花上半天功夫才能明白过来。
 

  英语幽默小对话3:

  男: This seat empty?(这个座位是空的吧?)

  女:Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.(是的,如果你坐下,我的座位就是空的。)【我立马走人】

  男:Haven''t I seen you some place before?(我好像以前在什么地方见过你?)

  女:Yes. That''s why I don''t go there anymore.(是的。这就是为什么我不再去那个地方的原因。)【我不想和你有任何交集】

  男:Will you go out with me this Saturday?(这个星期六你想跟我出去吗?)

  女:Sorry. I''m having a headache this weekend.(抱歉。这个周末我头疼)【^_^头疼也是可以预约的】

  男:Can I have your name?(我能知道你的名字吗?)

  女:Why? Don''t you already have one? (为什么?你不是已经有一个了吗?)

  男:I''m a photographer. I''ve been looking for a face like yours.(我是摄影师。我一直在寻找一张像你这样的脸。)

  女:I''m a plastic surgeon. I''ve been looking for a face like yours.(我是整形外科医生。我也一直在寻找一张像你这样的脸。)【长的真丑】

  男:I think I could make you very happy.(我想我能让你非常快乐。)

  女:Why? Are you leaving?(是吗?你是说你要离开?)【你能离开就是对我的仁慈】

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